Your not so friendly neighbor hood Satan.

Hello Ladymen and Genitals, I am Your Lord and Master, Satan. I created and own this here forums. I also Administrate on the server.
I don't really want a tablet to go by unless someone would like to make one, so just go ahead and tell us some stuff you want us to know!

That's basically all I wanted you people to know anyways.
Other than I'm crazy and I love to find reasons for banning people (If I dislike them).